Happy birthday Sylv and Soph!!

Oh look, more tongue gifs :p.

Because sometimes a man just wants to feel pretty, dammit!

The hiatus is over, bitches!! Look who made gifs for the first time in…a while :p.

And what better way to mark my return to spamming your dash with Sylv!gifs than with a bit of Human Muppet action.

New Sylv on Going Live vid is on the yootoobz.

ETA: I am a total dweeb for forgetting to add the link (thanks to fookyeahconradveidt for the reminder :p) http://youtu.be/9jsySL5dAHs
Everyone’s like ‘I love the messy, floofy hair’ and I’m like ‘I like the short and relatively neat hair’ and we’re all like ‘why the fuck is he on Kilroy?’

Everyone’s like ‘I love the messy, floofy hair’ and I’m like ‘I like the short and relatively neat hair’ and we’re all like ‘why the fuck is he on Kilroy?’

Ooh ooh!! Pet peeve time!!

'Sly' McCoy.

Sly. *Fffffucking*. McCoy

*eye twitches*…*teeth begin to grind*…*hands curl into fists*…*bile begins to rise*

No, you fetid goose penis!!!

His name. Is Sylv.

It’s *always* been Sylv.

(Except when it was Percy/Kent :p.)

This isn’t like the ‘Doctor/Doctor Who’ argument where both names have legit been used. Nobody in the history of *ever* has referred to Sylv as Sly, except for the aforementioned fetid goose penii.

If my name is…I dunno, Melissa, and I and everyone who knows me calls me Mel, you don’t get to just randomly call me Milly just because that other Melissa you know is called Milly. People will think you’re a cock, and start calling you Fucktruck McTwatface, since we’re all disregarding each other’s names now.

Besides, if you called Stallone ‘Sylv’ he’d probably deck you XD. Just coz they’re both elderly blokes who talk funny doesn’t make their names interchangeable :p.

My thoughts exactly, man.

My thoughts exactly.

Taking screenshots from a vid on a mobile app using your phone is annoying (I couldn’t be arsed to get out of bed and use my computer :p), but here is the result: Sylv’s precious precious face. And poodle hair. And porno ‘tache :p.

Public Service Announcement

Every time somebody claims Peter Capaldi is the first Doctor to speak with a Scottish accent, a fairy is crushed to death.

Won’t somebody please think of the fairies?!

Also it’s reeeaaaally fucking annoying.

Ta.

mylittlebigbluebox:

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I think this pic sums him up perfectly, lol

mylittlebigbluebox:

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I think this pic sums him up perfectly, lol